نغمه - jokes


نویسنده :نغمه
تاریخ:سه شنبه 12 آذر 1387-06:17 ب.ظ



Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for ?

Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour ?
Husband : I was just looking for the expiration date.

Wife: You always carry my photo in your briefcase to the office. Why?
Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.








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How can we increase our height?
پنجشنبه 16 شهریور 1396 09:34 ق.ظ
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views. I know this is entirely off topic but I
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How do you treat Achilles tendonitis?
یکشنبه 15 مرداد 1396 08:34 ب.ظ
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Can Pilates make you look taller?
شنبه 7 مرداد 1396 02:03 ق.ظ
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جمعه 6 مرداد 1396 08:17 ب.ظ
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جمعه 6 مرداد 1396 08:19 ق.ظ
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پنجشنبه 29 تیر 1396 01:14 ق.ظ
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چهارشنبه 14 تیر 1396 07:20 ق.ظ
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سه شنبه 6 تیر 1396 10:33 ق.ظ
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جمعه 26 خرداد 1396 10:38 ب.ظ
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یکشنبه 21 خرداد 1396 10:00 ب.ظ
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جمعه 22 اردیبهشت 1396 12:00 ب.ظ
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پنجشنبه 24 فروردین 1396 10:15 ب.ظ
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پنجشنبه 24 فروردین 1396 09:40 ب.ظ
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سه شنبه 19 آذر 1387 12:47 ق.ظ
mamnoon ke be blogam sar mizani postato hamasho ta unjayi ke betoonam mikhoonam upam
علی پویا(خواب و رویا)
جمعه 15 آذر 1387 07:28 ق.ظ
این خبر رو دیدید؟؟؟
شب یلدای وبلاگستان:
امسال شب یلدا قرار است که در یک جشن بزرگ وبلاگی دور هم باشیم . از همه دوستان خوب وبلاگنویس که علاقمند به همکاری در برگزاری این مراسم هستند دعوت می کنیم تا در بخش نظرات اعلام آمادگی خود را ثبت کنند .
این جشن برای سه گروه سنی کودکان ونوجوانان، جوانان و پیشکسوتان برگزار خواهد شد .
در ضمن از همه پیشنهادات سازنده شما برای بهتر برگزار شدن این شب رویایی ، استقبال می کنیم .
با تشکر
دبیر مراسم
اقلیما پولادزاده
چهارشنبه 13 آذر 1387 04:56 ب.ظ
دوست عزیزسلام

بااین عنوان به روزم

مبارزه بافرهنگ چاپلوسی

یکی ازبرگترین دردهای بشری وانسانی وبه نظرمن ضروری است که هرکدام ازمسلمانان این مقاله رابخوانند وازلحاظ الویت های خودمدنظرقراردهند
چهارشنبه 13 آذر 1387 08:24 ق.ظ
چه خارجی!
علی پویا(خواب و رویا)
چهارشنبه 13 آذر 1387 07:30 ق.ظ
مدیریت حرفه ای تبلیغات
سه شنبه 12 آذر 1387 06:39 ب.ظ
با سلام و عرض احترام به شما وبمستر گرامی

سیستم حرفه ای تبلیغات پارسیان کلیک ، شما را به فعالیت در این سیستم پیشرفته که حرفه ای ترین و معتبرترین سیستم کلیکی در ایران می باشد ، دعوت می نماید.
شما قادر خواهید بود در این سیستم با شرایط بسیار خوب ، کسب درآمد نموده و یا تبلیغات خود را در سایت اعضای سیستم به نمایش درآورده و آمار بازدید سایت خود را به شکلی باورنکردنی بالا ببرید و همچنین از خدمات ویژه اعضا استفاده نمائید.

با سپاس
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